After I had a few drinks in me, me and Rob started to get
really close and started to flirt with each other. Turns out
that he is a really big Miami Dolphins fan, just like me!

He had the hair and body of Dan Marino and all I could think
about was going deep on HIM! ;-)

We drank some more and Brenda realized that Rob and I
were really hitting it off so she decided to take a cab home
so she wouldn't interfere. She is so cool like that!